Yeah, my female hormones would likely cause me to leave you in that burning building.

SO like a Libra; to believe in astrological signs ;)

I spent an hour & a half (after the reception ended) cleaning my car after my new brother in law covered it in whipped cream with words like JUST MARRIED etc etc. I was so pissed. We were going to drive to our honeymoon the next day and the whipped cream was already starting to get caked up in between the windows. I…

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who calls her cats assholes, sighs then exhales a gawdammiiit

Oh my god, Britney looks AMAZING

Well, what a shitty day all around.

anybody else in the mood for roasted plantains?

damn, they're leaving left & right :/

Oh Lord, this reminds me of the dynamic with my mother. My boobage sitch is 36F and my mother couldn't emotionally handle my desire to get a reduction. After years of therapy, I have discovered that her reasoning may be due to her fear that what I am really doing is excising her identity from my body. I am a mirror of…

(trying & failing to remember what happened in Gattaca other than a burnt Jude Law)

I actually like her transformation —sssshhh don't tell! :)

Mark...

"She had realized how beautiful she was. And when she did," added Corinne, "I found I didn't think her beautiful anymore."

For a quick second, I thought this was an ad for Viagra for women. Not Viagra for men that has an ad with a woman. Hopes dashed!

I really hope there's a cure in his lifetime. This is just awful, poor guy. And to have so many people belittle him...

(Goes to dictionary)

Chris Pratt has a look on his face like he's about to babysit a Bratz doll.

I haven't read it, but it's going on my reading list! Thanks!

I'd never thought I say this, but Hayden was the only one who appeared to know how to act in that scene. Christ.

Are people trying to get her to lose her crown over this?