The day they take nets down to the foul pole is the day I cancel season tickets. America loves to overreact.

Lots of safe sex though.

Reminds me of the old joke:

If the deputy understood 5 syllable words, he would be in another line of work.

Chicago based writer, inspired by third rate actor, writes fake story about a fake guy scheming for a year on a fake prank to pull on another fake guy. 

Sadly the likelier situation is that none of this even happened, so we’re reading some loser’s loser fantasy.

And now you’re back to no friends.  You sure showed him....

It has literally already been proven. He went on GMA and doubled down on his claim that the attackers were white Trump supporters, and stated unequivocally that the attackers were the two men seen on the surveillance video. Now, it has been proven that the culprits are not only not white, but were known to Smollett.…

You’re a fuckin legend, you got another Brick Tamlin in you for me? Most fun I’ve had all afternoon! You should get a gig at the Holiday Inn bars and just rib customers all day. Just really primo stuff you got there 🤣

Holy fuck he’s still doing the Anchorman guy! I love this guy, do another one!

Hey good one Kowalski, you’re a real comment section powerhouse. You basically just replied with “where did you get your suit, at the toilet....store?”

There it is. Found the 11 year old. Put your phone away it’s almost recess lil homie.

Just perusing some of the comments here and you seem like an incredibly hateful moron.... here’s what I’ve got so far:

Everyone’s a racist because they have a different tale than you. You a sorry ass bitch, and that guy was right anyways.

Lemmings don’t wonder or think critically. They blindly follow. Then they fall off cliffs.

Of course you would pick this, the worst hill ever made, to die on. 

It’s not racism. Not everything can or should be explained according to a contrived narrative. Chicagoans and anyone who knows Chicago, and I lived in that neighborhood for 5 years, felt his story had gaping holes from the onset.

“The safest thing to do was to remain silent about it until actual suspects were confirmed or charges were handed out (professional reporting notwithstanding), as the entire narrative appeared to stand on shaky ground.”

Username checks out.

So many things to unpack here.