She raped and murdered her own child, but she is out on bail. That is fucked up.

Said it before, gonna say it again:

...This was not a “fantasy.”

I wish this would stop being called a fucking fantasy. These fuckers raped and murdered a child, full stop.

The uncharted movie already exists though its called raiders of the lost ark.

He’s also 62. How many ankles have you shattered jumping onto hovercrafts?

No, no. You really need to read the pamphlet, it explains everything.

*snrk*

“I’m ecstatic. Can you tell?”

Aaaand we lost the attention of Trump Nation at “book.”

She fits right in.

Having been an unpaid intern answering the phones at a Senator’s office before....

I was just having a conversation with a “friend” a couple days ago in which I expressed my disdain for an adult male human who finds menstruation “icky”.

What a fucking shitball you are

This a really weird way to talk about people. Hard scaly flesh? What? Do you have dead girls stored in your basement?

You don't 'wear' your girlfriend by any chance?

Anyone would want to brag about the ex and what they had :\

It's nice to know you use hand moisturizer ;)
(It's a joke, please don't be mad)

She's beautiful, maybe you're just secretly jealous.