Yoh know damn well there have been more than enough instances of black and brown people doing exactly what they have been told by police and still get killed or beaten. What about that care giver in Florida , shot with his hands in the air? Philando Castile told the cop he had a gun and where it was , still was shot.…

“Unique circumstances”

Interesting. Which Bad News Bears? Matthau or Thornton? Neither is exactly PC and you’d obviously lean towards the original, but I wouldn’t think Tanner’s player descriptions would fly with MLB.

I don’t stand for the anthem anymore. At all.

If you’re upset about it, maybe you should be watching the flag, not me, dumbass.

Start killing conservatives before it gets out of hand it is, I guess. Shrug.

Even more sadly, he was traded to a team even further out of contention than the Cleveland Indians

Salvi Perez and the World Series of Life (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Alex Gordon wouldn’t have scored from third (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Jack Stack, Q39, Bryants which BBQ is best? (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Herrerra and Davis, they haunt the Mets (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shelter during twisters, don’t take the risk (yeah,…

Oooh. The Dead Letters on this one are going to be AMAZING. 

“Well if you don’t like it then you can git out” is exactly the opposite sentiment that this country was founded on. Also there’s those pesky free speech, right to protest, and free press things. Thanks for playing tho.

Would you put MLK on a “Famous Memphis Visitors” list?

Get hit by a bus.

Other famous Austrian painters include...

I would have gone with Gacy to round out the trio.

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

That 2,000 figure is a bit misleading. Here’s a better number: three.

This comment is helpful in demonstrating that you didn’t read the article.

A two year old has no place at a baseball game. The kid isn’t going to get anything out of it, or remember any of it. That is 100% on the parents. 

And don’t @ me with a “well this other activity can be dangerous too”. No one fucking cares.

OH MY GOD SHE CLAPPED! THINK OF THE OPPONENTS! ETHICS IN GOALSCORING! THEY’RE CELEBRATING! ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!