Sorry, they’ve already got a plan for that...

Every time there is an article that proves women can be the same as men, every single time a man shows up embarrassed and feeling bad and saying that “Oh no, you have to consider this actually” only because he feels so small next to a strong, very strong woman.

Three FA Cups, notwithstanding, you mean ... 

“Scotland”

Hey, do you happen to know any other places where Liberty Ford does business?  

“...dedicated to a fuzzy caterpillar that legend has it can predict the weather...”

“Look for me. I’ll be the bald fat guy”

Maybe ol' Greg wouldn't be such a shithead if he spent less time drinking Bailey's out of footwear.

There is no law about parking in these spaces when not charging

lol Cosby was literally found guilty dude

Watching them get kicked in the tits by the Sox in the WS was also a fun thing.

Somewhere, Kaepernick’s lawyers are high-fiving.

If you don’t like what the church teaches, and always has taught, about suicide

Many people seem to be taking you up on your self-righteous offer more and more, because it seems some of y’all have a WHOLE FUCKING LOT to say about the personal decisions of people, and not what people decide to do to, say, minors.

Yeah, this feels like some sanctimonious cop bullshit. “I’d like to think you were about to kill someone...”? Get over yourself. Sounds like this guy is desperate to be seen as a hero.

Better?

That's obviously not an actual picture of Jon Gruden. My phone screen isn't hot to the touch.

Fuck off. Your team lost. And don’t @ me because I’m a Giants fan and I’ll shove 18-1 down your throat.

kid's gonna be knee deep in pussy tonight