Because guns and Jesus and everyone not like you is out to get you.

Exactly. The whole small government thing is just a smoke screen to secure the rural vote. I'm continually amazed how low to middle income people in Southern states can put so much faith in a political party that routinely bones them in favor of big business.

You must have never visited the Haight in SF.

"then, fuck em."

i'm sorely disappointed that there isn't rampant speculation about what violations this guy was accused/guilty of.

The man's a gladiator. Your pearl clutching is beneath you and dishonors the hive. Fall on your sword or GTFO.

I don't know, I'm pretty high right now, and this is freaking me out.

Shouldn't DeSean change his name to Jacson?

As an alum of Miami University, I can attest to the quality partying at OU. Every October, we'd make the cross-state journey for Halloween in Athens. You guys are the best.

Has it always been "born in raised"?

Anyone else read this as "Fan throws pizza at:

So someone that's been a fan of the team for atleast 20 years is a bandwagon fan?

Uh, there was an actual Supreme Court behind the tarp, wasn't there?

You're aware the Olympics start Friday, right?

this article perfectly plays into one of my less popular bitch fests about why we are now singing that travesty of an arrangement called "God Bless America" during the seventh inning stretch instead of a proper, drunken rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." Isn't the National Anthem (which was very well done…

I would like to take this time to someone PLEASE stop the NFL from allowing them to think of themselves as the 5th branch of the US Military?

As a white person, I cannot have any problems with this video. If I do, there will immediately be a Deadspin article saying that I'm a racist.

No, your sister didn't teach in the Chicago school system and have any kids with these names. If you actually have a sister she's a racist moron....and so are you.

Really, no kidding I heard this more than twenty years ago.