The more I hear about this movie, the more I don’t want to see it. YET! I feel like I’ve already seen it because the trailers leave nothing to the imagination.

just once I want to see a woman go “screw this” and steal the sneakers off the first corpse she sees. But oh noes then she wouldn’t be likeable anymore, right? :-/

Well, that’s annoying, to make her character some backroom scientist who never goes outside. It still doesn’t make sense to me. You create a bunch of dinosaurs, but you never go out to observe them in the field? I call shoes shenanigans. Lab work puts you on your feet quite enough. I can’t imagine my friends who do…

This sucks because, in the first one, Ellie wore boots. In the mud and on site. As one does. Why couldn’t she just wear boots? Because that’s what someone working in the field would do, right? smh

Well we know the Cannes Film Festival folks are going to love this movie.

Six minutes? Wow, your family splurged on high speed Internet!

I’m 29 and a college professor, and I am SO different from my students (in terms of my basic assumptions about the world and my relationship to it) it seems totally insane to me that we should be considered the same generation. And I even had a cell phone in high school.

I just don’t think she has anything more than an average voice, and these videos aren’t changing my mind!

I actually think she was pretty cool all along but was being molded into a generic pop star and it made her kind of crazy.

She is almost unfortunate in that media outlets willingly stick microphones in her face all the time, so all of her stoned-and-working-out-identity (which could work out to be genderqueer and sexually fluid! but could also not) shit that most of us go through in college is so public. On the other hand, she’s using…

Insert why not both gif here.

No. Wrecking Ball is terrible. It’s terrible. She sounds like an autotuned frog.

This guy’s sick -fuck pleasures has been going on for a while now. I have signed petitions to have his torture chamber stopped for years now.

It’s pity Miley’s music isn’t as progressive, there isn’t much sexy about middle of the road country rock, whichever way it’s packaged.

the face of American Apparel’s racial universalism.

I’m no prude, but America Apparel’s ads are just gross.

Just had a very serious “head, meet desk” moment. What in the fuck.

i am reminded of our “Miley has a wonderful heart but is probably not very smart” conversation from the other day reading her comments

GAH! That was my first exposure to American Apparel ads. Heavy on the beaver, huh? And creepy!

Then let’s work on how their employees treat anyone who is not a size 6 and under like they’re some llama who has escaped from the zoo that they need to get out of the store and back to where they belong as quickly as possible.