Thanks for the bonerkill. No, really. I can stand up now.

@SebastianAndHenry: By that logic, maybe we as a species should've stayed in mud huts and not ventured further than we could see from the highest hill.

Well fuck, if Bill can't understand it and nobody knows then all science is bullshit and God really does exist.

Well, there's this:

Santo y Blue Demon vs Drácula y el Hombre Lobo shares pride of place in the Yournamehere! household's El Santo Archive . And it is every bit as glorious as it sounds.

"Captain's Log"

There is no such thing as a lame excuse to post Ripley in underwear.

"memory-erasing technology exists."

I could never see a XXX parody of this.

I keep thinking, "What, he's fighting a big orange?"

My predictions:

I was waiting for some dude in a bee costume to pop up.

Yeah, I'm with the general consensus on the title here.

I once thought I was covered with bugs, but then again I was at a Grateful Dead concert at the time. So they might have been real. Or not.

"What is this?"

Apart from the obvious, er, personal aesthetic choices made by Mr Rodgers (HA!), he's very well-spoken and good for him.

Yeah, this was pretty good. And Sigourney Weaver was, is, and always shall be classy, smart, and capital-H Hot.

I think he just wants to be called "Fission", or "P. Fis' " now. You know, distance himself from his teenage Critical Mass days.

@laylaholic: Dave's not here, man.

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