God the depressing thing is the words never change. Every time this happens the same FB posts go out, the same messages on twitter, social media blows up with it.

And I’m not saying it shouldn’t. But fuck I am tired of reading the same thing over and over AND NOTHING EVER HAPPENING. This poor man is dead and no one is…

“Okay, Grandma. Photo session’s over. Give the men their tips and let’s get back on the tour bus.”

I think Texas is pretty much hopeless no matter what (I live in Texas), but it just boggles the mind how states who ALWAYS vote blue in presidential elections have heinous Republican governors and state legislatures. And the reason is, because progressives do not pay attention to state and local elections. Wake up…

Not a chance for me; I’m okay with Clinton, she’s infinitely preferable to Trump, and I realize that neither Stein nor Johnson have a chance of winning (and I don’t know enough about Johnson to know if I find him preferable to Clinton). However, I do the the sense that some of Sanders’ supporters are refusing to vote…

Simplest answer: a shit ton of money. No quarantine needed as we have their vaccination and spayed/neutered records and proof of microchips. The flight home for all five will run into the thousands of dollars but they are family and we knew full well the cost taking them in and eventually bringing them home. Our cats…

I know that we shouldn’t be surprised by it at this point, but when news first broke of his death I’m pretty sure this is the last fucking thing that anybody expected. 3 years 6 months 24 days for me since my last hit of dope and my heart is truly with anyone out there reading this that is still suffering from this…

Until Friendly’s starts selling their peanut butter sauce in stores, they can go fuck themselves. WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND PEANUT BUTTER SAUCE FOR FUCK’S SAKE. I used to buy it from the restaurant itself but now I DON’T LIVE NEAR ANY GOD DAMNED FRIENDLY’S AND AS SUCH I HAVE A DEARTH OF PEANUT BUTTER SAUCE IN MY LIFE.

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

She looks a lot like the Hamburglar here.

That’s so dope of her!

What the hell??!!! Who in God’s name would want to pretend to be Vincent Gallo?

I hope it's Sansa who kills him. That would be so satisfying.

I completely agree. I met him once at a Spartan Race (my husband somehow got on the eBoost team). I knew I recognized him from somewhere, I heard him talk and then realized it was him. I remember how awful he was to Kristin when she did a Spartan Race with him. I was really upset that out of all the House Husbands, I…

So Miranda July was also in on it? Has she commented?

And then, to no one’s surprise, we find out he's on Ashley Madison. He's looking for someone prettier, blonder, skinnier, taller than Kristin??

YES! I don’t understand it?! “I, the undersigned, knowledgablely and of sound mind affirm that the embryos will only be fertilized upon the established, voluntary and contemporary consent of BOTH partners.”

I always knew god hated socialists.

Is it too much to hope that it’s Melania and literally any Muslim or Latino actor on the market?

She did the Arab Spring? Is that like doing the Nae Nae?

“Languorous crybaby” would’ve been more appropriate