Funny you mention that, I came across the same thing (like, for real) on Instagram a few weeks ago. But the friend in question hasn’t used her account in years, and I hadn’t realized how long it had been since we’d talked - I texted her to let her know and got a confused “who is this??” reply because she’s switched…

Savage Nobody thinks you should interfere as much as possible, as that’s the sign of a true friendship. However, rather than just asking them directly, Savage Nobody suggests you hint at it by breaking into their home and leaving Ray Bans in various places. If they act freaked out, ask them if they’ve checked their Ins…

Tell your parents that Trump interferes with small businesses by not paying them for work done.

In retrospect it should have been pretty obvious.

I still remember the day Prince died. My dad came to visit me and we went out for pizza and just the entire time I was thinking “damn Prince is dead, how can life get better?” Went with a thin crust pizza with sausage though that was great, had a couple Peronis because the only other option was Bud Light.  

For a topic I love I don't have anything else to add. I love this album, will listen to the expanded version, Prince is awesome and fuck my life because I never got to see him live (as he hated Spain for some reason)

This seems like a solid weekday meal. Ill give it a whirl next week.

I mean the comments under here are downright laughable. Anyone blaming the “dems” and “Chuck And Nancy” are clueless. Maybe if you so called “woke” and “Progressive” folks had voted in 2010 & 2014 we wouldn’t be here. Maybe if you “burn it to the ground” folks hadn’t pissed away your vote in 2016 by going third party…

Dems should straight up burn the fucking system to the ground if they ram through a nominee. I say that as a middle aged, MBA weilding, milquetoast, former RINO, centrist dem.

Yeah, I’ve actually stopped eating at Wendy’s, and the tweets are part of it. A Wendy’s is the closest fast food to my house, in the parking lot of the grocery store we go to, so we used to hit it on shopping day. Eventually, the middle school bully tweets just got to the point that I don’t feel good about eating…

I have recently become enamored of the Mexican Ranch Water cocktail - Tequila of choice, lime juice, Topo Chico. Extremely refreshing on a hot summer night. Thanks for the beta on Olmeca Altos - inexpensive, and available near me!

Being a snob, I never considered drinking silver tequila (too crude) until I came across a margarita recipe on Alton Brown’s show Good Eats. But after that show, silver tequila with or without the margarita has become my go-to beverage in the summer months.

Oh my god, just man up and do the decent thing. Marry her, then dedicate the rest of your life to exacting revenge through nonstop passive-aggression. 

To be honest, that is a great idea having a sex worker breakup proxy. They probably have heard a lot of clients complain about relationships in their line of work so they’ve got experience and the sex worker won’t have to mince words or spare feelings since they aren’t the one in the relationship. And if the argument…

It was only about a decade ago I learned tequila is very varied. I had gone my whole life basically thinking it was pretty much the same stuff. While at a conference I went to an upscale Mexican restaurant in New Orleans and they wheeled out a tequila cart with about 75 varieties and we could do tastings and choose…

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