Brutalize him!

To really make it rom-commy, you would be at the Passover seder, and after the kid finishes saying the Four Questions, the boyfriend stans up and turns to you, then says “I have a fifth question”, and pulls out a ring.

This year going to try making latkes using a juicer, so I don’t have to squeeze out the moisture for the potatoes. Will report back later.

I agree. I went sexless during those years without the strain of a relationship.

The recipe for this Norwegian bread is Oslo process.

This means they’ll soon be able to grow weed in space. Watching the sun come up over the little blue marble from the ISS while high would be intense AF.

I would go to this bar if it really did have 400 rabbits.

Not seeing a lot of masks in that photo. Maybe this problem will take care it of itself.

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I’d be lying if I said I would be interested in another Pinocchio adaptation.

This is nice and all, but wait until you try the Shake Shack shakshuka.

I fully concur and give another vote for Aimee.

You had me at Dan Levy.

Dear Nobody,

Dan’s advice should have been this:

I think the real lesson of this week is don’t have relationships.

Dear Nobody,

(with her and Dexter’s new baby Harrison crying on the floor alongside her), a shocking death that served as the most profound finale the show ever delivered

While Indian food is great on it’s own, being the best food in England is not much of a bar. It’s like being the best looking person at Berkeley.