god damn you are the most embarrassingly cringey poster on this useless blog.

And yet you seem plenty worried about being teased.

Oh and for the sticklers, these hack sociologists are actually referring to omega males when they throw out “beta” as an insult. Read a book, you silverback manly men.

I’m not teasing, I’m calling you an idiot.

Big alpha boy make big alpha comment.

Get off my joke corner, bro!

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

It takes a special kind of asshole to make Goodell look like the good guy in comparison...

“Luther Strange”

not...anyone, really, with an understanding of what privilege is.

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

This is amazing — thoroughly researched, relentlessly argued and really compellingly written. Thank you for making my morning with it!

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

It was either that or some horrible pun about the ‘Oracle of Adelphi’ and how the Stonehill keeper should have seen it coming. I think I made the right choice.

Aren’t all wet dreams of ‘orgasmic’ proportions? It wouldn’t be a wet dream otherwise.

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

Americans who root for a European soccer club all have dumb little stories about how they came up with their favorite team.

Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.

It’s not supporting slavery, it’s just honoring history.