Your question got me curious too, so I started digging. There are a very very very small number of them that earn enough through sponsorships to just climb, and they tend to be the type of people that just live on the road out of a camper/van and do nothing but climb and buy local produce for sandwiches (i.e. Alex…

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I enjoy Barnwell’s work. 538 is frequently interesting. Jayson Stark did a good job. Rachel Nichols is cool.

“Where are you from?”

So THIS is the undercover midwestern racism everyone talks about.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

True heroes don’t need technology in order to get to 69

TWEET STORM COMING IN MOTHERFUCKERS! GRAB YER GALOSHES!

I think you mean ‘we will still take all your money.’

Sent from my roommate’s sofa

One of the local Fox newscasters was wearing an interesting piece of jewelry: a gold plated slave collar with a giant hanging O-ring.

Me on a conference call when someone suddenly says my name and asks for my thoughts after 45 minutes of doing anything else but listening.

They’ve lost 25 games when he hasn’t gotten a triple double. The Rockets have lost 21 games when Harden hasn’t gotten a triple double. The Cavs have lost 22 when LeBron doesn’t get a triple double, but that may not count, because as you said earlier, LeBron only wants to win while Russell Westbrook just wants to sniff…

The reason we’re talking about Westbrook as MVP is because he’s MVP. As for triple doubles, if LeBron wanted them, it would apparently take him about 45 minutes per game to do it, more than 10 minutes longer than it takes Russ. In fact, 13 of his triple doubles have come before the fourth quarter. And while LeBron has…

I don’t understand the Harden hate in every article about Westbrook. Dude is having a historic season. Is Russ’ better? Sure. Is that a reason to shit on Harden’s otherwordly season? Fuck no.

I’ve argued Westbrook’s case for MVP to death, and these guys will be here tomorrow. And again, they’re arguing that Harden’s case is his team is not quite as far away from the Warriors and Spurs as the Thunder.

The alternative is sounding like this guy, i.e. a fucking child.

I detest Westbrook. But god damn you’d have to be a moron to vote for anyone else for MVP.

Takeaway Russ: Put Leonard on OKC, no playoffs;

Spoken like a bully. Why the fuck do you get to define what it is? Why not ask the pizza shop workers? How would you like it if someone fucked with you as you huddled in your office, destroyed your productivity and peace of mind, and you could not make them stop? Oh but that would be different! You're a spayshul…