Even though there was a metric shit ton of Michigan hype heading into the season, who would have possibly predicted their win over Colorado would look so good. It’s bizarre.

Michigan fan here. I think it’s a fair ranking because not all that much is selerating us from Clemson. We have a ridiculous average margin of victory but Clemson had a stronger overall schedule and has some real road wins. So yeah, makes sense to me. Overall UM’s path to the playoff is clear (and, knock on wood,…

WAIT IN THE FIRST CLINTON CLIP DID ANYONE SEE HOW THE WOMAN DIRECTLY BEHIND CLINTON HAD TO EXPLAIN THE “DONALD WOULD SEE A 4" JOKE TO THE OLD FART ON HER LEFT? NO I DO NOT GO OUT MUCH

Can you see her looking like a stone cold assassin as she says “do you see Bill Clinton on this stage?”

How do you see this playing out in which debate? I know we’ve joked about him not showing up but seriously, does he even show up on Sunday?

as a complete UM homer who believes Harbaugh is both the Angel Gabriel and all four horses of the apocalypse, I agree with your comment

“[the Louisiana governor] added that while the President can visit whenever he’d like, he’d prefer him to wait “a week or two” because such visits require local police and first responders to help block roads and provide security.”

Pathetic. Move elsewhere if you're too terrified.

Then my disdain for you is now mixed with sadness since it seems you feel you’re a prisoner in your own city.

I live and Baltimore and have enough experience to know that making sweeping comparisons about disparate situations/contexts is pretty stupid.

What an insanely ignorant thing to say. You must be one of those jagweed county people who only come in to the city for sports and make a point of locking your doors at red lights

No I just live in the city itself and have a decent grasp of what goes on here and how the violence maps out, and take offense when Baltimore is constantly offered up as some sort of hell scape where death is just around the corner.

Of course it isn't but you're using Israel, a country under constant threat of terrorist attacks, as a comparison. It's ludicrous on its face.

This is an insane overstatement. If you aren't running drugs or in a gang your life isn't at risk day in and day out.

Didn't realize irony quotes were a thing! And, sure, they all had shit eating grins, but smirks or no raising 100s of thousands for charity is raising 100s of thousands for charity.

why the scare quotes around “fundraiser"? I thought that was literally the only not-shitty part about The Decision

Sidebar: is your handle inspired by Bobs Burgers?

My god that is grim

I drink from the keg of glory!

This is a weird playoffs. At some point in garbage time they showed a stat of games won by 30+ points in the playoffs. The highest was 11 in 2009 and this year it's like 17 already.