They don’t actually worship Satan, to be fair... not in the, like, pissing on an upside-down cross or licking Satan’s butthole kind of way, anyway. It’s more... atheistic humanism, I guess. And a firm commitment to destroy bad Christian legislation. They’re pretty awesome, and as a practicing (but reasonable,…

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It wasn’t all bad for Will in seasons one and two. Jennifer Hayes cried at his funeral, and some other girl asked him to dance at the Snow Ball.

This is a bad take and I want you to know that.

Do you think Ted Allen sometimes looks around at his empire of food-based television and says to himself, “Can you imagine I built this off of telling dumb bros how to cook a single decent recipe in a desperate attempt to impress their loved ones?”

I think she should speak and let them try and collect from her.

USA Gymnastics will fine McKayla Maroney $100,000 if she speaks at Nassar’s sentencing. When it comes to criminal proceedings, a nondisclosure should not enforceable.

I just burst into tears. WE DONT DESERVE DOGS

A good thing to see after reading/hearing all of these brave, gruesome statements:

Frankly, not “these police”, but “the police”. There is no “these police” when the organization as a whole is refusing to purge itself of racism, ableism, homophobia, and other prejudices. “These police”are THE police and they are doing exactly what they were made to do.

Maybe now she can grow up to be a civil rights lawyer, and win a bunch of ruinous judgments against stupid-ass municipalities that insist on hiring chickenshit, no-account fools for their police departments.

Sure, but it’s a reminder that all of the symbols of rugged male authenticity in American conservative politics — see also “Sheriff” Clarke’s stupid fucking hat and flair, or grifter Zinke’s upside-down fly rig — are bullshit.

“kinda naughty but still widespread” does not describe sexual harassment. sexual harassment has made it extremely difficult for women to succeed in almost every field. (reminder: women make up half of all people!) sexual harassment culture has been the single greatest professional obstacle for women since we joined…

There’s a difference between condoning a past practice that was considered acceptable due to ignorance (like smoking around kids) and condoning a past practice that was only ever considered “acceptable” by the oppressors (like slavery and marital rape).

Does ‘Wag the Dog’ really need a 20th anniversary retrospective?

I’m rooting for these crazy kids to work it out and find an amicable resolution - like him giving her all his money after a judge slaps him with a restraining order and sentences him to chemical castration.

For being a bit of a bumblebutt, Ed Kemper is terrifying.

Yeah, I know what he meant.

Hot take: if I have the choice of being the target of hate speech on my daily commute and getting soup accidentally thrown on me while some folks stand up for themselves I’ll take the soup.

Also, based on his very limited understanding of the First Amendment, he didn’t do very well in law school, if he did go to law school.