Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

We are so grateful in the UK that you knocked Brexit to the “And finally...” section of the 2016 history books.

OK IS ANYBODY ELSE WATCHING CNN POST DEBATE COMMENTARY?? BECAUSE ONE OF THE WOMEN JUST SAID THAT DONALD TRUMP’S STAMINA DIES OUT AFTER 45 MINUTES AND THE SHADE MURDERED ME.
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I, master of dad music, have been selected to make my fraternity’s parents’ weekend barbecue playlist. I am so excited, and both Motown and Steely Dan will feature prominently.

With how scarce Melania has been since the convention, I wonder if she is “allowed” to speak for herself. I know Trump tends to do a lot of projecting, so perhaps we should have foreseen this when he went after the Khan family.

I don’t understand what that has to do with anything? We’ve all statistically interacted with rapists at some point or another.

Who said anything about when sexual assault began? Trump is merely a manifestation of thousands of years of the misogynistic tendencies of Western culture. It’s been normalized forever. Trump is just contributing (mind you, on a very large platform).

Stop being a cartoon.

Sure thing.

I believe he’s suggesting that bullshit gender roles and “he can’t help himself” do as much harm to men as they do to women. Suggesting that boys and men think about sex all the time is demeaning to them—it’s only three-quarters of the time (j/k).

I think he’s using the term “misandrist” in the sense that the patriarchy/rape culture negatively affects BOTH men and women, which is something not everyone always thinks about. It doesn’t seem like he’s trying to detract from the fact that women have been long suffering from sexist bullshit. It’s not a zero-sum game.

Does Bernadette Peters never age? I assume she’s got some spooky painting in her attic.

His Christmas card this year is literally just going to be a screen shot of that paragraph.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Huh. I would have thought the only condiment in Colby was mayo.

Instant Pot. Hands down. Ever since we got this thing our slow cooker has been obsolete.

Instant Pot. Hands down. Ever since we got this thing our slow cooker has been obsolete.

According to some witnesses, the issue wasn’t that people were only supporting Trump, the issue was that the left-leaners were obeying the “no applause” rule.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Ilana is going to be super jealous.

I’m really behind in my celesbian hot goss apparently. Wasn’t Carrie dating Taylor Schilling?