yourfunnyuncle
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it was coke, bc wtf else is there to do 100 ft under the ground?

anyone with different opinion === troll

except the ransom thing and all...

partially related: why do girls always look good in little 30x30 avatars yet hideous in actual sized photos?

Wait until people start to hear about Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015

Please, the UC only has so much space

funnily enough, i told the girl (my cis-normative fuck object) about the ridiculous comments on this article and it inspired a pic of my 7"x5.5” penis in her pretty much perfect bits(no huge labia hanging around or all fluffy. the ones that ugly bbc broad said don’t exist in the “real world”). then we boned. so i had

found the person with the weird looking labia.

aye aye cap’n. you do you and i’ll just stay over here in the real world

it would just be p gross. working with a lab like on the right is infinity nicer than dealing with one on the left. i never knew until i got with one like on the right

why? it’s a term that applies to men and women... if someone just bangs out randomly often, it’s slutty

70 is kind of slutty territory... man or woman

nothing better than a nicer looking lab tho! i almost like it better than boobs bc no one else except your boner knows

i mean... bodies kind of are objects. it’s the people inside who aren’t

people on reddit are still thinking of ways bernie will still get the nom, let jizabel still think warren will get the VP

al franken is a great choice if you want someone who could draw the country from memory. a terrible choice on every other attribute. he was also one of the worst SNL players ever.

lololol took me three times to read that you didn’t say “we need a man”

what an idiot, coke gets out of your system in like a day or two. he must have been doing a rail while in the waiting room for the test

nor have the browns!

you can’t buy enough crab legs and rophenol for a fun night with $36