are you reading redacted passages from your wife’s diary?

So football throw-boy isnt the worlds top expert in shit other than ball throwing...?

Whatever it takes to let him play till 46 and own the NFL for several more years and see 31 NFL teams, its fans and the media never get over it.

Meanwhile, Braswell is smelling salts

You sound like you’ve been triggered snowflake. Better find your nearest safe place. Maybe there will be some adult coloring books and adult pacifiers there for you.

“My dad sold me out to be murdered and I’m the cause of most of the wars in this world thousands of years after me death.”

Well there isn’t. You don’t get to change votes just because you don’t like the results, you self-entitled shitbag. Clinton lost, deal with it.

I think the commonalities are there, but they seem to become fewer and fewer by the year.

Magary wishes he had Bill Simmons money.

I’m from Boston, I’m an asshole, not a Masshole - just a straight up asshole. The Celtics are decent but fuck you, they aint winning shit. Fuck you

+3,000,000 undocumented immigrant votes

So how would you handle the opposition when they take power and start “cleansing” Syria of ethnic minorities?

This is a woefully bad take. The comp at the end doesn’t even make sense, unless you went back to talking about IT. Otherwise, Kyrie and Nate have nothing in common skill-wise or size-wise and he’s hardly just a “streaky scorer”. Even your excuses for every point guard he faced last year are weak, it’s not like…

Ya got it backwards Raoul — Clint so good lookin’ he got to be a movie star while all them other hapless losers had to stay in school, study hard, and take a gov’t job.

He was once

How long would you last, trapped in a metal tube, with those eyes one of the first things you see every morning?

Wildly underrated flick. Both of these movies make me wonder: why are all the astronauts good looking? Guys like Clint Howard never become astronauts?

“When people die in this movie, there’s an important mix of both spectacle and sacrifice.”

Don’t we already have that movie? Is it Sunshine?

Allen was offered $12 milion/ 2 years from Celtics versus $9 milion/3 years from Heat

I’m pretty sure Boston offered more money and years, but he for sure didn’t get 18 million from anyone