You sound like you’ve been triggered snowflake. Better find your nearest safe place. Maybe there will be some adult coloring books and adult pacifiers there for you.

“My dad sold me out to be murdered and I’m the cause of most of the wars in this world thousands of years after me death.”

Well there isn’t. You don’t get to change votes just because you don’t like the results, you self-entitled shitbag. Clinton lost, deal with it.

I think the commonalities are there, but they seem to become fewer and fewer by the year.

Magary wishes he had Bill Simmons money.

I’m from Boston, I’m an asshole, not a Masshole - just a straight up asshole. The Celtics are decent but fuck you, they aint winning shit. Fuck you

So how would you handle the opposition when they take power and start “cleansing” Syria of ethnic minorities?

This is a woefully bad take. The comp at the end doesn’t even make sense, unless you went back to talking about IT. Otherwise, Kyrie and Nate have nothing in common skill-wise or size-wise and he’s hardly just a “streaky scorer”. Even your excuses for every point guard he faced last year are weak, it’s not like…

No. That’s not even close. Boston offered 2-year/$12M; Miami offered 3-year/$10M

Allen was offered $12 milion/ 2 years from Celtics versus $9 milion/3 years from Heat

I’m pretty sure Boston offered more money and years, but he for sure didn’t get 18 million from anyone

“keeping butler but trading jimmy”

Watch Ealy go off for 8.5 sacks, sign elsewhere and Pats get back a 2019 3rd rd comp.

Always worth noticing with the Pats is that you should count the draft slots, not the rounds. Their natural draft picks (not the result of other trades) come last in the round so the difference between a lost second round Pats pick and a gained third Panthers pick is only eight slots.

Bringing Allen Branch back was not a big-money item, but as important as any on this list. I’m no aficionado, but I think that guy’s one of the most underrated defensive players in the league. He’s never really even talked about among the Patriots’ best but I think he’s been increasingly good for three years now.

Burkhead is also an above average receiving back. He’s the perfect Pats Swiss army knife type player.

There’s an abundance of hope in Boston. Too much.

I don’t think the Warriors are getting back to the finals. With our without KD, they’re woefully thin and lacking interior D. Their bench, (an aging) Iggy aside, is very thin, particularly at PF and C.

I cleaned it up for you:

Boat load of talent on that kid. Too soon?