Her career has not only been shit, it’s been dogshit. Producing dogshit at a high volume doesn’t make you good. There is a reason all of her specials were on Bravo. Look at Bill Burr - guy has only had 5 or 6 specials and not a ton of other content aside from bit appearances here and there, and his netflix show. …

I get your point. But to say anyone in the NBA is “criminally underpaid” is a crime unto itself.

At least they won’t be getting the Hogan leg drop off of the top rope. Ask Nick Denton how that turned out...

Get off the white charger Deadspin. You’re not a beacon of truth and honor in the wasteland of the internets.

Boom, roasted.

Big Air Ballers. Amirite fellas?

And I am sure you are described as unattractive and out of shape. For that, I mock you.

“John Wall, a spry basketball youth, would have made his version of this move at the opposite three-point line and then outsprinted Smart the remaining 70 feet of floor;”

You have roughly .4 seconds to react. Good luck getting a bunt squared up in time, as an amateur. You’re more likely to get your fingers smashed to bits. You’re also putting yourself closer to the plate and increasing your odds of a getting hit by the pitch.

You won’t see the serve, you won’t see the pitch. It’ll be over before it started. If you do it 1,000,000 times, i think your odds are slightly better w/ a larger surface area.

Why don’t we both go back to doing what we are good at, being Boston and Philly fans, respectively. And that is overrating our talent, having irrationally high hopes for the future and being mean-spirited sports fans.

Everyone likes the smell of their own cooking. Am I right?

I think so, and here is why: They have a captive fan base that consistently fills the arena. An entertaining product. A recently acquired and very underrated high profile Free Agent, a superstar scorer, a two way SG that had a breakout playoffs, a stud rookie that gave meaningful minutes in high leverage…

Honestly, that’s the worst take I’ve heard on the Celtics...anywhere. And the internets are a big place.

Dominated by a Frenchman? TRIGGERED

You’ve posted 40 times today on Kinja sites. That’s enough internet for you for the day. Maybe get outside? maybe get a job? But definitely fuck off.

Salty.

Hey, to each their own. Personally, I’d rather be described as the below antonyms than the below synonyms:

1 - not causing or being capable of causing injury or hurt

Wowza. Your life must be pretty benign if that satisfied you. And for that, I am sorry.