“She was always belittling him”

Disgusting. Everyone knows true Milford men are neither seen nor heard.

This is no small thing, though (and I know that you are not intimating that it is). He assaulted two men so viciously that he was tried on charges of attempted murder. One of the men he attacked was protecting him. The other was someone he did not wish to have to pay for his labour/goods.

Can we haz moratorium on super rich, old, white guys as President plz.

“This is my regret face.”

Cut school bus brakes. Joined Army to stay out of trouble.

I heard it somewhere on Jez that he joined the military because he was given a choice by a judge, either military or jail time. :/ It wasn’t escapism or anything noble, it was just trying not to go to jail for dangerous vandalism. (Can someone remind me, was he puncturing schoolbus tires or something like that...?)

They theoretically have their place. In practice, they are utter shit. For every potential buyer who likes the way all the brickwork and trim in the neighbourhood matches (+$5k to property value), there are ten potential buyers who are not willing to live under the tyranny of an HOA (-$15k to property value).

Oh my God, isn’t the air a little thin up there on your high horse? You’re better, smarter, older and more woke than everyone else, we get it. Now go away.

I still think “Stephen Miller” is his most terrifying character. Utterly convincing.

“Google’s management goes to extreme — and illegal — lengths to encourage hiring managers to take protected categories such as race and/or gender into consideration as determinative hiring factors, to the detriment of Caucasian and male employees and potential employees at Google,” reads the 161-page complaint.

Special Counsel Robert Mueller is likely to try and interview Trump, a nightmare scenario for the president’s legal team considering his tendency to lie and forget basic English language vocabulary.

You mean British actors to play germans and French people

Aaaaaand here it is, I was waiting for the inevitable article targeting a specific man for his response. And despite the fact that he may have been adequately prepared to discuss it, we’re just not going to mention how Spencer going “Time’s Up on....what?” like he’s three years old may have thrown him off?

They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

I loved the Last Jedi and I think this makes an INCREDIBLY important point, which is we need just an entire movie based in the bougie ass casino watching asshole alien malcontents do debauchery.

Y’all already published the “Tee hee! I’ve never heard of Star Wars!” article when the last one came out.

*Attempted murder-the child they stabbed thankfully survived but seems to still be traumatized.

Aww, dad’s.

I’m a cardi b fan but chill. The Beatles at least played their own instruments.