Sports fans are the biggest fucking nerds.

Yay! Another reason to hate 99% of sports fans.

Are you serious?

The football players have a choice

while I agree the NRA is way too extreme the fact remains that without them we'd be an unarmed population with no real means to keep the government at least remotely honest.

I fucking hate people who get a kick out of this.

Dumbest Land Mammals Shoot Largest Land Mammal; Largest Land Mammals Cry, Bury their Own; Hunters Walk .5 Kilometers to Botswana McDonalds.

Who do you think this guy's hunting to feed, Charlie Weis?

Yeah, this guys a real hero. He paid a guide to help him sneak up on a beautiful animal and then blasted it for no good reason. Fuck you, dickhead.

Some cheer as elephants die quickly from brain injuries. Others cheer as football players die slowly from brain injuries.

Fuck this.

Luckily for Zachary, two police officers armed with tasers were kind enough to show him what a DualShock felt like in real life.

Why are you doing this at 2:30 AM, dude? You know the Pay 'n' Spray is probably closed and you're too drunk to be able to effectively lose the cops and reduce your wanted stars.