yourbasicnightmare
yourbasicnightmare
yourbasicnightmare

Am I the powerful man?

There you go with your smudgeness.

Yes! I’ve re-watched The Office a lot over the years and my conclusion is that Jim is a bully who uses his ‘aw shucks’ looks to get out of shit. And the actor made a conscious decision to star in that fucking Benghazi movie FFS.

You know why men like Harvey Weinstein exist? Because there are 1000 girls (and guys) WILLING to suck his dick to get on screen.

But are we not excluding women that cannot, or choose not to breastfeed? See what i mean? Every little sentence in the book would need a little qualifier. “Breasts are for breastfeeding, but dont forget that 23.5% of women choose not to breastfeed, and that transgendered women and women who have had mastectomies

Would it be better to say “And are a secondary sexual characteristic that men find attractive? Being cold and clinical about puberty like its the 1950s doesnt seem like the way of the future.

“Lorde tweets a privilege-check saying that all white people are responsible for changing the system. The Root says maybe now’s not the time, Lorde.”

The point of that article was that white people should take responsibility and not try and exempt themselves from this...which is exactly what Lorde is going for?

I bought this fan in Lancaster. It’s silly and I didn’t need it and it makes me smile.

Just your run of the mill 89 year old sexpot who claims that she was a contract player in Hollywood and slept her way to the middle. With a purple Cadillac and a purple house and a purple poodle and a preference for purple satin bras that show off the boob job she got in her 70's.

I’m pretty sure Tim Burton hatched out of one of those.

Fun fact: that boning produces these super cool eggs cases that you find emptied on the beach. They are usually referred to as either mermaid’s or devil’s purses. They are made of some crazy tough material.

Um, I think “Becky” is a representation of all the women he’s cheated with, not just one.

Uh, Becky tried to get cute on Instagram right after Lemonade dropped with some “good hair don’t care” bullshit, got dragged to hell and read for filth, and then deleted her Instagram citing “bullying.”

Yeah, of course not. And some people do it intentionally so they don’t miss their light, which is terrible (in San Francisco, the buses do it on purpose and completely block the intersections, which is fun). But sometimes the traffic is moving steadily through an intersection and you have no idea that it will suddenly

You hit it out of the park. I’ll recast it slightly: the desire to reclaim the experiences of young women and POC from disdain and dismissal has necessitated taking another look at the music these groups listen to, which in some cases has been indeed unjustly denigrated and in other cases remains disposable trash.

The backlash against nerdy dudes in thick rimmed glasses overpraising the “raw emotion and complexity” of thin, depressing indie rock involves overpraising big-time pop star production. It’s just a series of competing over-corrections, straight into the void.

They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.

With all due respect, this weekend is Father’s Day. I’ll be eating food out of my dad’s mouth thankyouverymuch.

I bet that’s your favorite mistake.

It’s pretty much like that across any realm that’s supposedly “women’s work.” Fashion is a “feminine” activity, but high fashion is dominated by men. Cooking? Totally a woman’s job at home, but fancy chefs running acclaimed restaurants are almost all male. Teaching? Totally a girly job, but the highest-paid, most