Remember when hating Bill Simmons seemed like a hate-pile at Deadspin? Ah, quaint memories. Barstool REALLY deserves the hate.

Am I the only person who, when faced with the GIF of the rotating ship, rashly clicked on it because they thought it was the Argo from Starblazers

Here’s what’s going to happen: Some relative of tenuous relation is going to buy the kid the worst hat or flag or whatnot when the kid is 8. That’s it: Fan for life.

Here’s my question: Do people who follow Islam know Jesus (yes, as he’s part of their faith like Moses is known to Christians) and do Christians know Mohammad (I’d say, less so, and only because of terrorism/racism).

I agree on the face qualifier.

But you can conjure up an image of SOMETHING. Blonde Jesus. Black Jesus. Whatever. Like Santa.

I know it was (mostly) for fun.  After, I thought I should have written “I here you.”  Ah, homonyms (or homophones, I get them confused).

Wait. He really said that? I thought it was a joke. Like, he said the thing about people needing to stand up on their own, but did he really suggest updating the poem? Really?

In Burlington, VT the chief of police, fire, superintendent of schools and other officials have to live in the city as part of their job. There was a dust-up last year when the superintendent sought an exemption.

Agreed. Until yahoos begin wearing their MAGA hats during the anthem saying MAGA hats are exempt (but they’ll wear them backwards, because respect).

I hear you.

But good parents are like the executive function of your brain; they verbally process with you the choices and consequences of actions. Not everyone has that. Plus, good parents act as roll models. Not everyone has THAT.

Teacher here. We struggled because kids played games on Chromebooks and we don’t like so much screen time, but it really brought them together.

Tell them go out outside.

My son is really picky about game. I thought he’d be into puzzle games, like Portal, but he’s not.

Ugh. This take ruins every sport.

I teach sixth grade. The push has been, and I’m a big believer in, student centered projects. So, students are writing in class. Students are working on an individual project. They are into it. They work hard. The end results are gratifying.

Dilly Bar. My dad bought a dozen, for no reason on random summer days.

The Commander’s Wives on Handmaid’s Tale made some convincing arguments on how Gilead is feminist. Those women are woke.

FYI, I just dropped out.