My questions for Jalopnik to ask NYPD:

I always appreciated Yolocaust.

I’d like to do FOIA requests against Trump and the NSA saying I’m from Parade Magazine (or the Saturday Evening Post).

I had an open bar as a cocktail hour or so (while we had our photos taken at the church and everyone was waiting around) and a cash bar after. With the dinner wine and champagne it meant many free drinks over the five hours. Everyone got loaded and then maintained. The boorish drunks were deminished and the real…

Is it me or does every coach look fat?

Oh, I’m probably not doing it again. It was cheap and easy and I was poor and lazy. It’s like taking the bus; it stops and stops and stops.

Cranky “Europe does it right!” response here. I agree.

I went NYC to Orlando (24 hours) and brought 3 subs and a 30 pack of Strohs. I needed to edit and entire book (done) and I slowly cranked through the Strohs (good when warm, less so when cold).

I want more shows with Karan Soni. But I don’t know if I want him to lead a show (he was meh in Betas, but his role was not really comedic even as he and his character were good).  I loved those AT&T ads and wanted more.

I have a Switch.  Should I buy two drums or is one enough?  The whole multi-player and how that works baffles me.

Curious: How long have you been sitting on that headline?

Connect the dots. Chelsea. Hillary. Trump. Deep State. Bitcoin, Qnon. Duh.  It’s obvious.

I wouldn’t expect this under the Trump administration. Must be those Obama holdovers. The Deep State wins again.

I have long argued that abortion and gun rights should be the same. Waiting period. Background check. No bumpstock.  If everyone has a right to a gun, then everyone should have a right to an abortion.

If you took the 53 best players in the AAF, could they beat an NFL team?

Mine don’t know we’re talking about abortion until the reveal. But, they are very glad to argue with the goody-goodies about how naive they are to put up with discomfort to help others.  I’m sure they’ve grown up and wear MAGA hats now (sigh).

Here are my hot takes:

It’s in Vermont (insert joke here). It has been a few years (I’ve moved to 6th grade, from 8th where this took place).

Why are we losing so badly right now? What the fuck?

My middle school students could not get past their own family biases on abortion during the 2008 primaries, so I did a simulation. Before I did it, I did not mention abortion.