Cowboy hat guy won the Internet.

I have to admit to trying the same stunt as this idiot. Way back in high school my buddy Phil and I made it a habit to skip school and go to the mall for some all-day Double Dragon at the arcade. Of course, since the mall opened at ten we were left to just sit there in my 1981 Mustang and wait in the parking lot. Huge…

If dads ruled the world and dad jokes were cool, this would be COTD.

What’s he going to use now? HAM radio?

I WANT TO BELIEVE

935's are dope.

Now that’s a really useful engine!

To: Edward.Loh@Motortrend.com

“Fortunately Earl came up with a cheap last minute way to combat global warming. He simply drives a truck load of snow to the arctic circle every now and then, thus solving the problem once and for all.”

Yes. I also frequently visit prisons to tell the inmates they are bad people who do bad things.

Seeing the mail truck next to the Alto(?) in the suggested stories photos gives me an idea for a racing series.

The Pope does track days?

But did you see green shirt’s double knockdown at 0:12?

I was very ashamed of myself for believing all the rumors about her being a greedy old lady defaming an upstanding brand because she wasn’t smart enough to do what most toddlers can. The documentary about this case absolutely horrified me and I recommend it to anyone I hear talking shit about her.

Yeah, my bad. Too late to edit. My point stands, though.

You must have been overjoyed to find a reason to deflect my point. Congrats on being the left’s Fox News: partisan entertainment masquerading as “news.”

Oh, sick burn. Way to deflect the conversation. They teach you that in “journalism school?”

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.