Cowboy hat guy won the Internet.

I have to admit to trying the same stunt as this idiot. Way back in high school my buddy Phil and I made it a habit to skip school and go to the mall for some all-day Double Dragon at the arcade. Of course, since the mall opened at ten we were left to just sit there in my 1981 Mustang and wait in the parking lot. Huge…

If dads ruled the world and dad jokes were cool, this would be COTD.

What’s he going to use now? HAM radio?

I WANT TO BELIEVE

The right hat would set it off nicely.

935's are dope.

Now that’s a really useful engine!

Still whining about the Frozen short? Sounds like someone needs to...

He uses Excel because he is cheap and it was already on his PC? Imagine when someone shows him Paint.

This man.... excels.... at what he does.

Excel lent him the tools.

To: Edward.Loh@Motortrend.com

“Fortunately Earl came up with a cheap last minute way to combat global warming. He simply drives a truck load of snow to the arctic circle every now and then, thus solving the problem once and for all.”

As an Oregon resident, anyone who is ready to cyber with me, put on your galoshes. It’s about to get weird.

Yes. I also frequently visit prisons to tell the inmates they are bad people who do bad things.

YOU ever stop to consider that maybe your family IS stamp sized, pixelated and blurry?

Seeing the mail truck next to the Alto(?) in the suggested stories photos gives me an idea for a racing series.

The Pope does track days?

But did you see green shirt’s double knockdown at 0:12?