It’s not a protest if you’re holding a goddamn selfie stick. It’s a performance piece.

Yeah, I understand people not liking the narrative, but it is *her* narrative. Whether she’s required to include various qualifiers about other peoples’ experiences with sex workers, or about sex workers themselves...I dunno. I don’t think she is, personally.

Wouldn’t it be nice to see a woman really claiming her pursuit of pleasure?

She’s been trying to kill him for a while. She shot him with a crossbow in 2016.

Was that what this gentleman’s face looked like before or after being poisoned?

I’ve tried saying the same thing about my penis, with mixed results.

Hey guys, I agree that Asia Argento is probably guilty and is behaving badly, and I agree that it's tasteless of her to drag Bourdain into this, but can we not write fanfiction about her driving him to suicide? Can we maybe, just for a bit, entertain the prospect that maybe Anthony Bourdain had an inner life that we…

She monologued about it on SNL!  But I’d say exaggerated for comedic effect.

I feel as though 145k is not nearly enough. It’s a paltry sum for hawking bullshit. In fact, one might even call it Paltr-ow-y.

So estimated revenue is $45 million annually. They pay $145,000. I can’t imagine why we have these woo peddlers with such strict supervision from the government.

I have a lotus because every community college attending white girl has a Buddhist phase.

Oh, you poor dear.

The women who came forward to tell people what he did to them. Their names are Dana Min Goodman, Abby Schachner and Julia Wolov. Not to mention Megan Koester, a reporter who spent years being threatened for simply trying to break the story. 

Wow, what a transformation!

Speaking of Before/Afters, had anyone looked at Kevin Smith’s Insta lately? He lost 50 lbs in 6 months, supposedly just by going vegan.

In order to make myself feel better about my body, I just repeatedly tell myself that my body would have been the archetype of feminine beauty during the Renaissance.

Hannah Gadsby comes to the rescue in the old “Separate the art from the artist” argument:

I wish I could find that tweet again that basically said, “let’s not lament all the famous fuckwads whose careers are now ruined because they couldn’t keep their dicks to themselves. Let’s lament the art that never got created because the people who wanted to make it got silenced by these fuckers. They had their shot,…

To all the gun-humpers who are so quick to say, “Mass murderers are gonna commit mass murder with knives or clubs or bombs, even if you take away their guns,” I present this event as evidence A in calling bullshit.

It’s like there’s a factory in the Great Plains or somewhere just pumping them out.