youngcato
youngcato
youngcato

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

No slouch, Himmelein every now and then takes snuff, or flavored tobacco, from one of the antique boxes he keeps hidden away. He’s too tough to be considered a dandy (he owns more than 200 pairs of cufflinks), but if he had a top hat, he’d look like an 18th-century phantom.”

It’s now the conspiracy theory party. Full on transition. A few years ago, we used to laugh at Alex Jones and condemn his stupid thoughts. Now those same thoughts are on Fox News and being repeated by Senators and House members. It’s legit frightening how stupid a large portion of our country is.

Cmon guys, let’s not make a big deal out of it, it’s just one prim...ok, two primaries. Again, nothing to see here.

It’s like the NRA always says, the only thing that can stop a bad shark with a gun is a good Instagram model with a gun 

I’ll bring a stack of singles so I can cuss this asshole out. Plus, it’d probably be more demeaning if I asked him to dance while I was tossing those singles at him.

I don’t see the problem.

*smash cut to Lebron looking directly into the camera a la Jim Halpert*

This is LA...they’re clearly designing this team to create the best sports reality program known to man. Get those cameras rolling!

It’s supposed to represent the cup Jesus used during the Last Supper. It’s all here:

The rings are okay. Posing like a jewelry model to show them off unless you’re actually shooting an ad now, that, is gaaauuudy.

These are bold words coming from a man who looks like Stuart Little was cast in Entourage

It worked for Lysistrata. 

This has been percolating in my head for a while, but now seems like the time to let it out. We know that conservative, republican, christian women have abortions, and it’s time to start naming and shaming them. Not shaming them for having abortions; shaming them for supporting an idealogy that removes body autonomy

And you know what? This isn’t only about abortion, because their next step will be to do away with all babykiller pills, OKA, birth control. Need it for a actual health issue, tough luck slut, you should have had better genes.

This week the Supreme Court decided that it’s unconstitutional to force fake doctors to tell women the truth, but totally constitutional to force real doctors to lie to them. That’s the court we have right now. And it’s about to become so much worse.

Maybe ...just maybe ...Mike Hoffman is ALSO a piece of shit all on his own.

Thank you! How can Russians identify with an ideology that killed 24 million of them whose leader expressed his desire to see all Slavic people as chattle.

What am I missing in regards to Russian neo-nazis? Everyone should hate Hitler and the Nazi regime, but the Russians should REEEEEEEEALLY hate them. Is it just that all white nationalism gets to the “Heil Hitler” bullshit eventually, or is it a lack of understanding history?