Well enough about Adam Sandler films.

Sue me; I really connected with Lady Bird and her mother. There was a great article a while back that referenced the whole “lower middle/ working class child desperately wants better but is completely tone deaf to her parents sacrifices” angle.

Also incredible because he literally was given a chance to grab a weapon and go defend America when he was younger and fitter, and instead got five deferments.

she slammed him so hard it broke the space-time continuum

No, fuck that. Little truth time. I was savagely bullied from about 1st grade through Highschool. Small school, and it was one kid for 8 years that made every day of my life hell, but nothing ever happened to him because his daddy donated an entire fucking wing to the elementary school. I was undersized and had/have…

Oh, so now dudes aren’t allowed to size up their servers for dates? What’s next not being allowed to approach ladies in the melon section of the produce department? Am i no longer allowed to loiter outside Curves wearing only my trenchcoat to meet a nice lady?

What’s this world coming to when you can’t believe a t-shirt anymore? Next, you’ll tell me my buddy at the bar ISN’T a female body inspector.

Sergeeva’s sled finished 12th

does she wear contacts to make her eyes more cold, dead and black? this is a real question. There’s something horror movie-esque afoot.

It was like he was invisible out there!

Man, Crosby was terrible in this tournament.

I mean, this was going to be a rough Olympics for any national team that relied on NHL players the last few outings. That the US and Canada are limping home without medals hardly seems surprising.

This is what 45 and the NRA fail to comprehend . You can have a glock by your side , go to the range and mouth “yippee ki-yay-motherfucker” while you’re letting off shots, but the second you hear ‘rat-tat-tat-tat-tat’ , 100 bullets going at 2000 mph per 9 seconds, you ain’t going through that door. Arming teachers.…

They’re not there to provide security; they’re there to intimidate and terrorize brown people.

They’re not there to provide security; they’re there to intimidate and terrorize certain people.

I’m going to be using this as a comeback, I will.

“Can I leave a server my number?”

Bullying is punching down. This is a wealthy white woman working as a mouthpiece for an organization that dishes out political donations in the tens of millions. This isn’t punching down. This is bringing someone who deserves it down a peg.