“I don’t even have my license so I don’t ride”

If you didn’t use Duke’s Mayo you did it wrong.

Yep, car companies really should just ignore us. We beg and plead for an “enthusiast” car, but what that means is we don’t want a BR-Z. We want the performance of a Corvette Z06 with the exterior of a DBS, the interior of a Bentley Continental GT, the handling of a Miata, the ride quality of a Jaguar XJ all for a…

YAY! ANOTHER ARTICLE ABOUT THE TESLA MODEL 3!

I would gladly watch your show, as long as you exclusively crush Priuses. Hell, I might just buy commercial slots for it.

I agree. I’m not opposed to Tesla making appliance-like cars for people who don’t care about having a gasoline engine, but an electric car just wouldn’t do it for me. I like hearing the roar of a large-displacement engine. My 1995 BMW 750il has a 5.4L V12 and it sounds so nice. Not too long ago I had an E39 540i with…

Thanks man, it’s been a tough week for me keeping my lips shut. I love Jalopnik, but this is ridiculous.

Now we’ll finally get to see if Koenigsegg’s One:1 can live up to the hype (I believe it will).

Should have refrained from having kids. Life is so much easier without them and I get to essentially buy whatever I want.

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

Silly lady. She should be using a shop vac.

1) it’s unnecessary

Am I the only person who finds the GT-R hideous looking? It’s got the performance specs to shut me up, but man, this thing is ugly. Like, Juke ugly.

I’ll just go ahead and say it... It’s way uglier than the Miata.

I can’t believe I am typing this, but... I actually think the Hyundai looks better.

Shit, I thought that was the same car!

No, that's not racing. That's Tuesday.

All of you are better drivers. We get it.

I think I saw a picture of Ayrton Senna rendering this in AutoCAD...

If you are going to do something, don’t do it half assed and do it right: