Any topical cream that says you shouldn't ingest it and seek medical attention if you do, is probably a bad idea for a pet to consume.

If you think that only hipsters live in Austin, then you are sadly mistaken. It may be more liberal than other cities in our state, but they are still Texas and they are getting that charcoal ready right now.

Also rendering distance. The XB1 looks to have shit for distance.

Right? INB4 kids saying quality doesn't matter.

Austin is in Texas, we are going to pump this fucker full of all kinds of drugs, then BBQ his ass and feed them to the rest of his inmates.

You are going to let some pink polo wearing ass hats tell you what type of vehicle you can or cannot buy? When did we turn into fucking China?

If they did that then what would they complain about?

Why the fuck do you even care?

Bullshit, you are the bullshit fan that only steps in during playoffs and picks one of those teams as your favorite. Last year you loved the Blackhawks didn't you? Bandwagon nut riders. I watch everyone of my teams games and they are always a blast to watch. There isn't a single game I go "ehhh, I don't care about…

Ok bill nye, I don't know how to break this to you, but not everything is fucking science. There is something about your team that you are rooting for in a really close game that you may be behind on and they get so heated with other players tripping them and not getting called or even just talking shit to them in…

LOL, you haven't seen enough hockey fights then.

Why are you ladies trying to pussify every sport? Both men raised their hands, that's like a fucking binding legal agreement to fight. Either of the men could have declined but they didn't. If you want to see guys patting each other on the ass you should watch football.

I had a gut feeling that this would be a "omg refs stop the fight dats ur jerb" article but you kind of turned it on the audience because they were cheering at a sporting event. That is kind of bullshit, because everyone knows fights happen at hockey games, not always, but they do. You can't really blame the fans,…

Your son is going to shank you and turn your house into a trap house.

This is what fueled me using drugs. I found out that my stepdad had been smoking weed and I have heard about it being a youth and all. I ended up trying weed and nothing bad happened to me at all. This led me to believe that if I was being lied to about all drugs and that I would be perfectly fine if I did them. Lucky…