Dat trailer tho. GOtta love song choice, excellent choice.

“This game is set in the Ptolemaic period” just doesn’t have the same marketing ring apparently.

“as dull as Operation Genesis”

Place where nothing is tested and people will die.

So this isn’t really set in Ancient Egypt, it’s set in Classical Egypt during the Ptolemaic Dynasty.

I was thinking the Zoo Tycoon expansion, personally. This game sounds fun (if it’s well balanced and controls well), but I can’t help thinking I’d rather play it on the Switch. I know I say that for every game, but it’s especially true for stuff like this.

Yes, I just checked to see if they play the Bears this year.

How fucking bad does their opponent have to be to lose to Blake Bortles or Chad Fucking Henne? Two wins? I haven’t seen their schedule but where do you think the two wins are coming from?

*Looks at Jags schedule*

You don’t need to be a man, or have played football, to know Blake Bortles is a bottom tier QB.

Did...did you just try and man-splain a shitty Blake Bortles pass? Jesus, this country IS fucked.

Everybody knows that if such a player existed, the NFL bigwigs would’ve been colin by now...

It’s just hard to find an experienced, talented qb who has won big games in the NFL. I mean, you’re acting like there’s a better option just sitting at home.

Kelsey Grammer Syndrome

For a Jaguars QB, that was a very average pass. And in fairness, it would’ve been a good pass if he’d just thrown it about 10 yards farther. Or if any other person on planet Earth had thrown it. So, given all that, I’d say the Jags have their opening day quarterback.

That man is only 25 years old.

Ann Coulter is whinnying in her stable.

By June 2011, only 49 of the 3,000 long-term seats had been sold. By December, the school said that they were $113 million short of their goal. Kansas tried a similar long-term seat plan and they abandoned it after it failed spectacularly.

Funny thing is that the UC system had a hidden slush fund of over $175M.

Marshawn needs to go Boost Mode.