So much for not punishing innocent people (see, innocent until proven guilty in the Bill of Rights)..

Slipknot? It’s so 90s....

Are we sure this isn't a photo of the new lineup for the band Slipknot?

Holy Fuck, dude you just won Deadspin!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

And?

/gets enraged about the insanity of gun violence in this country

Sooo, you don’t understand hearsay do you? He witnessed these things. That makes him a witness.

2015: Eagles go 5-11, 3rd in NFC East. Sam Bradford starts 6 games, Mark Sanchez starts 8, and Tim Tebow starts 2. Tebow goes 1-1, selected to Pro Bowl.

“Peter King showed at an early age what it takes to be a great NFL reporter.”

That’s not how any of that works, that’s not how any of that works at all!

I don't think you know how slander works.

Is there a more Cleveland move than going for a guy you love, failing to get him, then help a coach you couldn’t get by somehow giving up a 1st round pick for Sam Bradford. What the hell is Kevin Costner doing?

I mean, it’s understandable that the Titans want the world for the #2 pick. They’re probably still pissed about having Zeus steal it from them.

Hot take. Hotter avatar

Ask that of the Bucs wasting the #1 pick on Winston if they make that mistake.

Why would anyone want to draft this bust in waiting?

Seeing a Pacman helmet with a ghost on the jacket in Mario Kart is enough to break me...

If lightning hit Brian Windhorst, it would cause the world’s largest grease fire.

4-6 months? He should be back for the ECF.