Via text? Goddamn millenial cowards.

I mean...

This is a huge reason why I love playing on my Wii-U. It might be why people claim that it’s more ‘fun’ than the other 2 consoles. You don’t have this trophy system and literally just play the games how you want to play them.

I agree with you that it doesn’t make a ton of sense to go after bartenders or hypothetically gun sellers. But this congress can’t pass a background check law with 98% support from the general population. Scientists are 98% sure about fucking gravity and that’s a law. So either we start thinking about…

Good point. - we prosecute bartenders that don’t cut people off and then go crash their cars. We should prosecute gun retailers who sell guns to crazy people who murder. Not because it’s their fault that it happened, but because it would incentivize the hell out of gun retailers to perform background checks and mental…

Yeah, ‘the system’ is why no one wants to touch your peen.

This had better be what is in the locked box in Five Nights at Freddy’s

So he bought like 3 lego sets?

That ref should look at doing something safer, like Brazilian amateur soccer matches.

I’ve never heard a Drake song before. Just saying.

Don’t feel bad - people who throw money at kickstarter’s know they are taking on a certain amount of risk. It’s not like you wrote the copy on their pitch and then 2 years later were like “Hey guys FTP PVP LOL”

One on Juans?

Hot take:

No but we can dream right?

How large is your sample size?

Yeah that 50 Shades book is really poorly written.

Aww the poor baby can't use his hate speech and gets denied a virtual fucking item or whatever, let me summon my gigantic vat of fucks for all the pre-teen boys with undescended testicles that will be victimized by the policy: *looks around* huh, I thought the giant vat of fucks was right here but I can't seem to find…

Whatever you say, Scott Walker.

Ray Rice is a POS - that’s a documented fact, but pretty much every team in the league has someone on their roster that has done something similar (or worse) that luckily for them wasn’t caught on camera so they avoid the great stigma that Ray Rice’s name now invokes. Most of the time the team gets lucky and it’s a…

I also have worked as a teller and the money that would be taken in a robbery situation is absolutely insured. It’s actually encouraged to give bank robbers what they ask for because the bank will just put in a claim for any funds lost and it’s better and much cheaper than dead tellers.