I asked for my meal without bell peppers. Can I get $5 off please?

Tough choice. On the one hand, Mitch McConnell has been easily the most reprehensible person in politics for the last 10 years. On the other hand, McGrath doesn’t line up 100% with my vision of what I think a liberal should be, so...

She's offering the exact moderate Democratic political profile Kyrsten Sinema just ran on in crimson red Arizona. And won.

Mitch McConnell does not “kind of suck”. Mitch McConnell is the architect of the end of the United States and does what he does solely out of spite. He is the embodiment of hatred and corruption.

so, you’re saying you’d like to see her lose by an even larger margin. Got it.

...but McGrath is a self-described moderate who believes the Democrats currently running for president are veering too far to the left. She doesn’t support eliminating private insurance under a Medicare-for-all plan, nor does she support subsidizing healthcare for undocumented immigrants. She also describes herself as…

You wouldn’t feel better about the world, your family, or your job. Just better about yourself. Seems like a high price to pay.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

Dear Penthouse,

I carry a USB battery that (1) can do fast-charging, and (2) has an enormous capacity so I never ever worry about it running out (I can get 15 full charges out of mine). I haven’t plugged into an airport power outlet in years.

Buy a USB battery. Freedom from outlets is priceless.

Get an adblocker. You’ll be hammered incessantly with pop-ups begging you to turn it off or whitelist but its far preferable.

Wattson is super adorable and I love her!

What are you doing!? This post does not follow at all...

You always have to rest ANY meat. Meat is not done cooking just because you remove the heat, the fibers in the meat need time to finish dissipating heat to the other fibers then loosen a bit and the juices to come out as the rapid heating causes the meat to tense…

Not resting your meat is the stupidest advice I’ve ever heard.

Yeah. This is pretty much a recipe for ruined steak. 

This whole thread is just how not to cook steak. Searing in juices isn't even a fuking thing, searing removes moisture and does absolutely nothing to contain it

You started losing me at thongs, then totally lost me with not resting your steaks.