Man, you never have to explain why you’re replaying Final Fantasy VII. I pull it out on my original PSX every couple of years.

it’s preying upon the impulsive, impatient nature of people

scam

I did the math on what I have, turn out it’s not quite as good as I thought, but still pretty solid.

My drop rate for skins currently breaks down as: Blue Commons are 1:2, Purple Epics are 1:13, Yellow Legendaries are 1:9. The rate for overall Legendaries goes way up to 1:2 if I include Heroic Intros and Victory Poses.

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I’m just bad at using her :x

In case you nerds need it (and judging by most of the parodies I’ve already seen, you seriously do), here’s an animated After Effects template I made of the Overwatch Play-Of-The-Game text, available for your downloading and parodying pleasure.

You say bag of dicks like it’s a bad thing.

Note the “I totally get where you’re coming from” part of my comment. I too think it’s kinda bullshit to complain about these games.

I knew you were,I forgot to enter one of my sentences when I edited my post originally I was going to put “Is this just going to become a monthly update, because honestly that would be kind of funny.” I deleted it and forgot to add it back when I put in the part about doom. I know how it is man, I’ve been online for…

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Seriously man? How long has overwatch been out? like 3 days? How long has battleborn been out? Oh yeah that’s right, the whole month. And you really are going to hold onto this? Also if you really want to cry you know whats taking sales from both? Doom. which honestly isn’t a no brainer even the doom multiplayer…

Well that part obviously only applies to them there jews ya see, the bit about the gey applies to everyone because reasons. (and they’ve worked hard to rules lawyer and come up with said reasons.)

“Don’t think about dicks, don’t think about dicks, don’t think about dicks.”

That’s amazing audio quality for something that was recorded and posted online 164 years ago!

Really more of a commentary on your eagerness to do a play on “Black Lives Matter.” If she’s white, your cute little commentary doesn’t work.

They don’t think twice about lopping off a part of their newborn son’s penis just to fit in with the others. Why is this particular offence so unbelievable?

This is why things don’t get better. People are fucking stupid.

I mean if you go through the trouble of actually killing a mammoth what are you going to do with all that meat?