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I have never understood the point of canned, chopped tomatoes.

This is a great article. If you don’t want to read introspective articles where an author shares his/her feelings about a topic, stay off of Kotaku please.

It’s just that I don’t have a squad to play with right now (social anxiety kills team-based competitive games for me)

They never should have even said anything about Titanfall because once gamers hear that, they instantly think of big mechs and when that’s not in the game they get sad. Bad marketing move. Should have just said “New Battle Royale game from Respawn!!” and everyone would have been interested anyway.

Because fans would say, “How is it Titanfall if there’s no Titans that fall?” This at least correctly prepares your expectations for a not Titanfall thing.

And no wall running or double jumps. They basically stripped everything that made TF interesting

That’s a really stupid design choice since having mechs would give this game a unique feature that would standout compared to the other battle royal games.

It really shouldn’t be too hard to make that happen.

I like to take my pants off when I sit down to keep the crease in them. Is that allowed here?

Besides, if you want to see nonstop Seinfeld reruns, can’t you just stay home and watch cable?

Ya, CBS definitely threatened to pull the Super Bowl if the company didn't get rid of that guy. You can't insult the golden boy and expect to keep your job.

Eh, you guys have put out better things. This is just a bad attempt at an Onion article.

This massive reaction would not have occurred if they had announced it at the start, instead of so close to it’s release.

“This game is actually good, but f**k Deep Silver for their [censored by Steam] actions regarding Metro Exodus,” says one of the most highly upvoted.

its 10 bucks cheaper.... In the United States. Other countries with other currencies get screwed over, sometimes to the extent of 300% or more.

It’s also incredibly lucrative for the developers and publishers. This move is a blatant cash grab to improve profits at the expense of the consumer. The switch to Epic doesn’t improve the customer’s experience at all.

They’re fighting back against a shitty move.

“This game is actually good, but f**k Deep Silver for their [censored by Steam] actions regarding Metro Exodus,” says one of the most highly upvoted.

Women are trained basically from birth to have a creep radar. Men are not, at least in the same way. Men are not, at least in the same way.