real talk - who the heck approved this font? This is awful.

My apologies. I didn’t mean to infer that I was worried. I’m not. I’m just right :)

I like it. Go from attempted intellectual to college bro. Switch it up. Keep me on my heels.

it seems we may be in the same boat. Would you like to share oars?

how exactly did I say someone hurt my feelings? I know you’re trying to sound intellectual and all, but it’s not working.

I don’t think “defensive” means what you think it means... Do you have another schtick you can go to? I’d prefer to see all of your commenter options before making any choices.

I mean... I’m right. But on top of that, everything I do is to expand my horizons. I appreciate your life decision to not do that, but I don’t agree with it either. Heck, I might even consider someone like you a chump! GASP.

You not liking something does not determine its relevancy. You are aware of this, right?

Some of us in the world like to expand our minds. Others, like you, like to live in a closet. I read about lots of things I don’t like. To try to gain a better understanding no matter what. I appreciate that you work to live in the fluffy cloud world filled with rainbows, but I’d say your approach to the world is a…

Oh, my bad, I guess this being the top post on Deadspin confused me... you know, the sports blog/web site?

well then you should get that looked at instead of typing on here

actually... dude... I don’t like soccer at all. I guess you don’t get much of anything, eh?

I’m like every other flag-loving USMNT fan

That’s a loose definition of “observation”... I actually would like more people to see how dumb you are. I’m not trying to hide anything you do.

fixed for accuracy

I want to click your star just for the effort you clearly put in here... but nothing in this comment was funny.

How many World War II veterans pumped their body full of illegal substances for decades just to be able to do their work? Not sure if you’ve noticed, but former pro wrestlers tend to die a tad younger than the rest of the population.

Not really, but good effort champ ;)

okay? Could probably apply to most every politician, if not every one. Not sure how it applies to this question, though. So thanks ;)

I don’t much like football.