If he’d also been eating a donut and swigging a Blue, that’s the only way that this could be a more Canuck-afied passing to that great hockey rink in the sky.

And she’s lying alongside Carol Burnett who is also enjoying the same treatment.

Oh, god, me too. I can’t even watch a clip from The Sopranos and it’s been over 4 years since he died. His son and young daughter are missing out on a great human being.

His lawyers are arguing that Cosby is now blind and therefore unable to face and identify his accusers. If that motion is successful, the trial may not go ahead. So, yeah, let’s add him to the kill list, just in case.

She was on Seth Myers last night (insomnia) and was a delight, no surprise. She had an impressive number of dildo-specific anecdotes. I thinks she’s the cat’s meow.

If he does marry you, would you mind pimping him out for just like, oh, an hour or so? Between those eyes and those lips, I am a wee bit preoccupied. Gorgeous.

Maybe that’s at least one thing you guys can get Trump to legalize that might be worthwhile.

And the mouth....that mouth is a give away. It’s kind of hilarious that we’re attributing Mr. Gorgeous here to Woody “nebbish-looking and not in a good way” Allen.

NOW it all makes sense! And it also clarifies, in part, where some of his wealth comes from: ladies’ change purses. We have been wrong all along about this man.

My now-boyfriend is Hungarian and he says that this whole thing impacted his family’s circle of friends and family like a slightly-less-legendary Kennedy assassination.The legalities were discussed far less than what Zsa Zsa was wearing and if her plastic surgery was holding up.

Good. God. That looks hideous — and I must watch the whole thing right this minute! The barely-there budget, the craft-store costumes, Zsa Zsa not even trying to act....wowza. Thank you for steering me toward this stinker/gem.

Brazilian hooker? Street waif? Coke dealer?

This, which also points toward why these douches thought they could get away with being turds/criminals. “Brah, this is fuckin’ Rio — shit hole. We can do whatever we want because we’re star athletes, Americans and no one will ever believe we’d do anything wrong in this cesspool.”

And a stupid one, at that — remember that reality show he had a couple of years back, now nearly prophetic? Plus, he’s entitled and the quintessential bro. I really hope this blows up in his dumb face.

I have been hey’d before and I have this theorem: after being all animal and having just done filthy, terrible things to his partner, the uttering of hey is designed to inform said-partner that he/she is once again being viewed as a human being. “I am now morphing back into a semi-normal guy, no longer the rutting…

Seconded! Geese are the shittiest of shit.

I’d like to say that this was the biggest case of late-game choke I’ve ever seen but I live in Toronto. The Leafs did worse during pretty much every game.

I mean....you can’t be....holy fuck. That is, by far — and I’m talking gazillions of miles — the absolute worst thing I have ever read/heard of. I would have killed myself....no way I could live with WORMS (WORMS!!) coming out of my ass.

“A Russian nesting doll of dickery”. Thank you for making me go “HA!!!” really loud on the subway. Seriously, though, I wish I could star you a thousand times over for that one. Gorgeous.

How about “Doomed”? It works for either gender and is as prophetic as fuck.