Or being on the cover of the “Celebrities Without Makeup” issue.

What the living fuck is that from? I am mesmerized and kind of scared.

Similar to a nose snort of Lemon Perrier, I would imagine. A great laugh and nasal injury, all in one.

And if you’re like me, you can’t help but stare in loathing at every pair of feet that you are forced to witness. Fuck Toe Season.

HUZZAH!! Whoever introduced sandals into the world was clearly joking.

Cynthia?

Spreading your legs “a bit” should be okay — we realize that you do, in fact, have legs and that they take up room in the world. I told my son that he should figure out the Degree Of Spread (DOS) that would piss him off / that he would consider threatening or inappropriate. And, under no circumstance should he ever…

You said it perfectly. If the parent makes some sort of effort to curtail or control what is controllable, that goes a long, long way. It’s a kid, anyhow, not a fucking ticking bomb in some guy’s shoes.

Yesterday, there was a guy doing the spread AND putting his bag on the middle seat. I mean! I asked him to move his bag and he gave me a withering look while slooooowwllly putting it on the floor. I then jammed my ass into the seat and slammed my legs wide open, effectively closing his. (I was wearing pants, don’t…

Oooh, hummus! That sounds good about now. I have no way of getting it but it’s on the shopping list for tomorrow. And cupcakes.

YAY!! I have been looking around for a new best friend but you found me first! (I am 6ft tall, btw, not 6ft2in — although, with heels, I clock in at 6ft4in!)

I wear 20/22 and am 6ft tall. I think I will take your cue and have a look around for similar frocks. Thanks for the inspiration!

That, and to cover up/camouflage wrinkly/crepe-y neck and cleavage. My co-worker lost some weight and her neck and cleavage got wrinkly. BAM! Necklaces, both huge and colourful, appeared - she’s never seen without something that looks like it will eventually affect her posture.

I am plus-sized so I was wondering if a dress like that would be flattering or not. I really want to buy a few pretty dresses for summer and this one is really lovely.

Yoy! That’s really, really gorgeous. I don’t know your proportions, but it looks like a dress that many women could wear and look pretty.

Don’t you mean “a donkey I could BURRO”? See what I did there?

It is my position that we should NEVER have to see the inner thigh of anyone we’re not fucking.

Equally embarrassing is the “Adam Levine Collection” label. Just call ‘em DoucheShorts and be done with it.

This Dong guy is 7 ft tall, 285 lbs and has a face that can send you running up a tree. What kind of chromosomal accident happened when that egg and sperm got together? The little chubby dude never had a chance.

My 3 yr old nephew dubbed him “Wa-Wee” and we watched Mr. Rogers every day for many, many years. Such as good, kind and fair person, and possibly as close to being a saint as anyone. Wa-Wee offered gentle, good fun and the comforting reassurance about yourself that you need when you’re a kid (or this adult). I loved…