*does not throw card away*

Amen! Excellent goals, indeed.

Huge picture, huge excitement. I’m getting myself some this week, thank you!

Here’s to a 2017 where I find the right therapist, the right ways of managing and overcoming binge eating, the right ways of organizing work and life demands, and the right foundation for humid climates because all of my makeup that worked in New England is super fucked here in the deep south, y’all.

Societal stigma, but also the system rewards those who couple up. There’s no big party to celebrate being single, you know?

This was like Grey’s Anatomy, annotated. Really helpful, thanks!

I can’t watch an hour of TV without seeing Campbell ads on here in NOLA TV which gives me hope...then again, New Orleans is the Sodom and Gamorrah of the Mississip so. Benchmark off of us to your folly.

I am so sorry for your loss.

I want a sign in my office reading, What in the entire topography of hell?

Well, shit. Chris Loschiavo was a former president of the Association for Student Conduct Administration (ASCA). He’s a big deal in the field. Why did UF fire him--why aren’t they saying why?

Oooh, I like your theory better.

You would SERIOUSLY hope not. But that’s what our Algonquin Roundtable has come up with for now; there’s a lot more time in the day for us to wildly speculate and not do work.

My colleagues and I are discussing this like any other national crisis--our current theory? Parenting dispute = Conflict over respecting a child’s gender identity.

I feel the same way. I keep watching the movie Deep Impact, and I’m jealous of all the characters who died after the comet hit the planet.

You can buy them on Amazon: I now own two seasons. Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah to ME.

This article isn’t just talking about Harvard; it’s using an example at Harvard to speak about all colleges. And my point is, most colleges (“we” being the five schools I have worked at myself and the peer institutions I know about) do not often do specialty health services. We refer them elsewhere. I don’t work at…

Time isn’t of the essence: rape kit evidence can be collected for 120 hours after the assault. An extra thirty minutes isn’t going to magically make the signs of rape disappear.

This isn’t shocking: we refer students to hospitals for MRIs, X-Rays, and other specialty services all the time—why is it an expectation for schools to have a SANE-trained nurse when most have merely infirmaries or health centers that aren’t even open 24-hours a day and only a handful of students would need the…

I’ve been told I’m biased in Title IX investigations merely because I’m a woman. No joke.