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    Why? I’m in the South! Education is for chumps.

    This is what progressive leadership looks like south of the Mason-Dixon line.

    That’s an actual fraternity at Dartmouth!

    I was so confused when I read the name of the street—like, this is a good neighborhood (unlike a lot of NOLA), how did this happen?

    In honor of NOLA’s top six placement, I’m gonna spin through the drive-thru daiquiri place, join a second line parade to get to dinner at Toup’s, and bribe my local alderman. Laissez les bon temps rouler, bitches!

    Excellent use of the sarcasm font!

    Title IX Coordinator here: Part of the problem behind differing punishments for staff v. faculty is that the faculty have incredible powers with regards to self-governance. For example, at my school, the faculty senate was created in 18- or 19whateverhundred, and its bylaws give it the power to have final say in…

    Truly. The Romanian judge gave it a 5.8, and you know that bitch is stingy.

    I feel like I just watched some really impressive performance art, like a contortionist on a highwire.

    Yes, because male athletes are known for their good behavior and great life choices.

    Jet fuel can’t melt Dottie’s grip.

    Well done. 1-100 (or 1-25 if you gotta go AFA).

    I wish I could give you all the stars ever. I feel the same way.

    Your story sounds like mine, though for me it started with finally getting to a big city and having the big wide world shoved suddenly in my face. It was like the city was my grad school, and the internet was the required reading: I got a degree in Realizing What the Hell Was Going On.

    I agree with you. And thank you for sharing your story.

    Deleting my original post. I couldn’t be that real in a comments section; I wish I could be more brave.

    I’d also recommend checking out The Washington Post’s archives—they’ve done the bulk of the investigative work on this. A lot of the Jez articles link to the Post’s work.