He’s a deputy—at schools, you have your Coordinator who oversees the show, but they can appoint deputies who then are responsible for directly managing certain parts. Having your director of student conduct who oversees the resolution of student complaints is very normal.

I’m in ASCA, I’ll just say that outright. I don’t know Jason Casares, though I do know many of the past presidents.

Holy cow, it’s always such a jolt to see people I know featured in a news story—but I’m not surprised at all to see Alanna being amazing, she’s been kicking ass since college.

I’m a Title IX Coordinator, Anna, so I feel you here. I cannot tell you how much I support restorative justice, but I think where we start is important. Our policies need to come from a place that is less focused on the actions of the perpetrator and more victim/rights-based. That is, everybody has a right to sexual…

I can’t wait to see all of the exciting and sexy adventures we get into together.

I wanted to quote the Simpsons Spinoff Showcase to show how much I love your name, but I couldn’t choose. It is off the charts on the Lovematic Grandpa, y’all.

And after the NIC was done excusing itself for the shit behavior of its members, it wrote a whitepaper to support the Chicago Police Department, as its problems are also often caused by some of its members inability to self-govern and adhere to basic membership expectations.

Even in consent cases—where there’s no rape kit to be done or “physical evidence” of force—there can be a lot of evidence! I’m a Title IX Investigator, and what I find is that student think there isn’t evidence or that we can’t do anything, so they don’t report. I’m not going to lie, even with a preponderance of…

Details on his disciplinary action: the university denied him a raise, revoked the chair, and then made him go through sexual harassment training.

Stassa, he did receive disciplinary action: the Title IX Coordinator found a violation and it was then referred to his college (the Weinberg College of Arts & Sciences) for discipline decided by the dean. I think he received some kind of...warning, maybe, but he did have his endowed professorship revoked.

Where is the Dean of Students, taking a nap? Somebody at U of A, tell me that the administration isn’t doing the professional equivalent of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at all of this bullshit.

I’m a Title IX Coordinator, and the way we’re approaching this is to intertwine consent and sexual respect when we speak about initiating sex. That is: you want to have sex. But for you to have sex, another person is involved. It’s a mutual act. When it’s all about your pleasure, then you’re not engaging in a mutual…

And a handful will be thrown into my belly. Mmm, thank you!

Recipe??

Last week, I obliquely mentioned that I was up for a new job and asked for good vibes. Y’all are magic, because it looks like I’ll get an offer in the next few days...knock on wood, I’ll be signing an offer to be a Title IX Coordinator! CIVIL RIGHTS FOR ALL! Miniature American flags for some!

I’m adding this to my Title IX training powerpoint. Cannot wait to see what the discussion is on this...

I am having the struggle of saying, “I’m waiting to hear if I got a new job!” but being overly nervous that if I name what I do, somehow they’d find out and go, “You posted on a website?! NO JOB FOR YOU.” And unlike Elaine, I don’t think I’ll find an armoire with recipes to blackmail them and make everything right.

Practically perfect in every way... So—we’re looking for a Canadian. Got it.

I am too wtf-y to be pithy or funny: you have got to be fucking kidding me with that “Bonnie’s had a lot of work done” shittery. She flip-flopped the gender roles but gave it that tender loving care to make sure all of the misogyny stayed in place.

That’s miniature American flags. Don’t get carried away now. You gotta earn something larger than napkin. Come back to me after you’ve denied some of those gayqueer folks access to natural God-pleasing marriage. THEN we’ll talk big boy flags.