This is awesome, too bad that every comment section on a post about a big lady is full of garbage people

I used to be an instagramer like you,

Literally just status. It’s sad.

The really dumb question: Why does she even need a degree? What could it possibly do for her? Why would her parents pay 500k to get her into a good school when they could put that same money toward ... idk, launching a clothing line or acting classes or some other kind of self promotion more in line with this woman’s…

*fresh faced with a pound of foundation, my bad.

Maybe it’s just because I’m an old, but I don’t think any of these influencers (gag) look fresh-faced: they all look like they’re 10 years older trying to look their actual age. (Does that make sense? She looks like she’s late 20's/early 30's trying to look 20.) It’s weird. Maybe it’s the crazy contouring or filters…

One thing I’m really interested in (assuming we all last that long) is what do these “influencers” look like in 5 or 10 years?

USC is not a state school and it has a 17% admittance rate.

Those cheek highlights are not great advertising for her palette.

One thing I’m really interested in (assuming we all last that long) is what do these “influencers” look like in 5 or 10 years? I already can’t believe that people give a shit what type of makeup Aunt Becky’s teenage daughter wears, but one she ages out of the slightly older sister demo, who is going to listen to her?…

Who's Loughlin now?

Lori Loughlin is a conservative Christian. Shut the fuck up if you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Flubbed the landing there. Should have concluded with “the only person who got nailed that night was on-screen.”

And all it took to convict Raja was for a man to die, the call to have been coincidentally recorded, public outcry, a four-year intermission between the killing and the trial, the ghost of Trayvon Martin to haunt the trial, and 30 years of Florida cops shooting black people and getting away with it, and a cop who…

Not gonna lie. I now have no idea what actually happened.

but her e-meals

This is what “lean in” was about, isn’t it? “Yes, dearie, open that oven door. And lean in.”

“NEWGAWKER” as if it’s going to be some incarnation of the New Yorker? Um.

No way is Carson in her 30s. She looks like a RHOOC castoff.

Stoller’s skeleton staff shocked by stolen story, submit succinct statement: “Sorry!”