Me: One trick Pony! clap clap clapclapclap

He’s a gyro to his people.

You really didn’t think Pita would just fold, did you?

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

I can read between the lines to make my own determination, but how exactly do you FEEL about homosexuality? Do those meanies on the left make you FEEL BAD about your BAD FEELINGS about gay people? Well, boo fucking hoo, buddy. It’s obvious that what you don’t understand about this would take me too long to explain,…

Pence trying to write off his (still very real) support for conversion therapy as “years ago” is just another step down the path of Republicans trying to flush their past record down the memory hole where convenient.

This guy belongs in federal prison for drinking beer with a straw.

I can’t say for sure that this is a photo of Trump, but it’s close enough: wearing an “I Stand For The Anthem” T-shirt while sitting on the flag on the ground.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

that nip was dressed to the nines

“unlike the wardrobe malfunction of 2004, the nut in question will be prepped and ready for its primetime debut”

Open it and find out.

My Superbowl Dream is Michael Jackson (zombie) rising from the 50 yard line during halftime to punch JT in the junk. “This is for my sister!” He shouts, then he and a group of undead break into the Thriller dance and somehow kill football forever. End Scene.

Simple enough. It was planned, everyone knew that, and Justin threw her under the bus when the reaction got too intense.

There are a lot of conflicting theories. If I narrow it down in my mind:

Great idea! Somebody should kneel on his nuts.

You think your going for a job then “there’s the penis.”