That's the best coast.

Upon descent, we heard beautiful music.

Spoilers are for people in their 20's when it was 1984. I was born in 1984 so am I responding to gen xers? Where is the "any" key??

Umm...the book cover gave the plot away. Hooray for middle school circa 1996!

I observed Sheldon crying at the end of the Karate Kid because the Cobra Kai lost the tournament.

Little-known fact about Sheldon:

Sheldon has a small 15 inch teevee with antennas. Remember those? Sheldon does. Sheldon once told me he likes to jerk off in the shower while singing "Circle of Life" and "Colors of the Wind." I told him I prefer "Be Our Guest" but he said I was being pretentious.

Guys. Calm down. I know Sheldon. He jerks off to videos of pandas fucking. He's the guy who doesn't bother to shut the blinds when he's having ME time.

I love living in America. Everybody hates us and yet they can't get enough.