The HBCU Sorority Girl is probably not white.

We have been Columbused once a-gain.

Alright Black People basic bitch is officially dead. Meet me over at #blacktwitter in 2o min to discuss new alternatives, b/c thot is also on it's way out.

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."

Part of me thinks this is dumb, but part of me thinks this is really stupid.

The last place I worked at got SO MANY bad reviews for not having a covered, heated patio. You know what's got a roof and a heater? The inside of the fucking restaurant.

I'm sorry, you are incorrect. YA refers to the intended audience of the book, not necessarily the protagonist. There are plenty of grown-up books written from the perspective of a child or young adult. I'd start listing off the 1000's of non-YA books that fall into this category, but my guess is that would be a…

I am not into YA and I reserve the right the lovingly poke fun of adult YA fans just as I poke fun of fans of superhero movies. I am also a snob and I will admit it. And seriously, please read the Dubliners.

Shout out to all the folks on here who are oh so understanding of Jonah Hill's "frustration" with the paparazzo that he just had to use a slur. I'll see you all in the comments section the next time a black celebrity does the same. You all better be just as understanding.

I'm sure I'll get vilified for this, but… I believe his apology. The paparazzo knew what he was doing and got the reaction he was hoping for.

"Girl Yo Dirty ass Coulda went to them people Wedding" just about sums everything up.

Toni Braxton's God is a dick.

Satan gives out the autism, dummy.

I love how the Goopster has lowered the bar so much that Ms. Jolie even displaying the most basic level of rudimentary self-awareness is applause worthy.

I've always had a weakness for men who specialize in bird law.

at least he will always cherish the woman suit he makes out of her.

I love that she thinks he looks like ASkars. That's my favorite detail in this story.

And now sandwiches are worth only 85.6% as much as they should be. Thanks obama

Yes, but their wealth has no "self-support" involved. They don't pay for their health insurance (a huge boon with a family that size, literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and a benefit of his single term as an Arkansas state legislator that he makes no attempt to hide is the only reason he ran for…