Unpopular opinion alert: Does anyone have any reports of those from when he was like...under 85? I’m not discounting this, I believe it happened but if it didn’t happen earlier in his life, it’s very likely this has to do with some level of dementia or something. You can see impairment in social functioning: anger,…

One thing it took me a long time to learn in my 20s was that I don’t even actually WANT to be friends with a lot of people I used to know. They’re fine people, but their lifestyles diverged from mine and it turns out that simply living down the hall from someone for a year in college isn’t enough to sustain a…

“Two men are explaining Dropbox to each other.” the most convention-y statement ever written

Shit, got the wrong mask.

When dogs can write their own subsite on Gizmodo Media Group, then we can talk.

They had one. It fell overboard.

Wow. Talk about a 1st world concern.

Well, this is the dumbest article I’ll bother reading today.

Posts like this make it more likely that other Lifehacker advice will be dismissed as nonsense from out of touch, Park Slope hipsters.

Who the hell hired you? There is a laundry list of things wrong with this article. First off it’s not a “life hack” It’s opinionated politics and religion shoved down peoples throats and telling them how they should live their social interaction lifestyles.

Really, it’s come to this?

My wife feels the same way when she has to be firm with underlings. As long as you’re not being unfair or rude (which is sounds like you absolutely weren’t being either) then don’t feel bad at all. You’d be doing them an active disservice if you were ambivalent to shitty work.

I’m leaning toward “horrible for everyone,” because I’ve been trying to use it to do literally the opposite (can’t handle dating right now, just want to essentially find decent hook ups), and it’s been just as awful and useless for me as everyone else I’ve ever talked to about it.

I’m a single guy in my 30s and I f***ing hate online dating, but I live in a country with few friends and spend a lot of time working so it’s mostly the only viable option. Maybe it’s an age thing but I’m simultaneously more open and more closed to things than I was in my 20s - like, I’ll stay out of my comfort zone…

I’ve seen enough po’ white trash get chewed up by the court system to support that sentiment.

This will not be well received, but: One of the most damaging part of left-wing dialogue, I feel, is using insults that “in normal circumstances” wouldn’t be insults, but are allowed to be insults when you lob them at ideological opponents. It happens all the time with stuff like “Stephen Miller is ugly” or “alt-right…

“No white man has ever faced adversity!!!!11!!!” is a statement that perfectly points to why Trump is currently in office. It is hilarious that you guys can’t figure this out yet. Hope you finally get it done by 2020

“Fuck it I’m going deep” comes from 4chan’s /sp/ board. The same 4chan that is basically world HQ of the alt right online. All the longtime Deadspin writers were on /sp/. Petchesky actually used his real name on /sphl/. So I would hold off on buying into how genuine all these apologies are.

Bill Simmons wants you to know that he met Tucker Max at a house party being thrown at Dane Cook’s house and he and Dane agree that Bill Simmons is nothing like Tucker Max.

Of all the shots Simmons has taken on this site, being loosely grouped with Tucker Max should cut the deepest.