Lawyers have a soul to search for? I thought you couldnt pass the bar with one.

What’s weird about this is that these kind of things happen. Harrison Ford punched Ryan Gosling during the filming of Blade Runner 2049. BUT why the need for a NDA? Is was an audition of a powerful scene, it got out of control. WHY THE NDA?!?

Sorry Jenny, sweetie. Chris is with me, he isn’t interested in high school crushes. And, seriously - Shark Bites? We are out by the pool, our naked bodies polka dotted with bits of Three Musketeers Bars which we are going to lick off of each other very slowly.

damn, she definitely has a lot of deeply held beliefs that she won’t immediately drop when it’s convenient for her.

She could also not date fascists.

This is the member of Pussy Riot that’s dating Dmitry Enteo, a far right activist: https://www.thedailybeast.com/shes-in-pussy-riot-hes-on-the-far-right-how-maria-alyokhina-and-dmitry-enteo-fell-in-love

Can’t I simultaneously find this funny and also know that I am never going to go to KFC ever?

Get off my lawn, @Buddha!

Dude, do you hate Christmas too? Are those stupid neighbourhood kids too loud?

#chillKFCisdope&woke

Wait… people still think that multinational companies’ social media accounts are managed by interns?

There are plenty of black women in perfectly healthy D/s relationships who use terminology like that and get tattoos or brands to mark their relationships.

OK, maybe some of my New York-based Jezzies can suss this one out. I have been approached MULTIPLE TIMES near Lord & Taylor/NYPL by normal looking gals in their 20s who seem like they’re about to ask for directions and then ask me, “Have you heard of the female image of God?” and then I get weird, yell something about…

Greetings! I do not know from which dimension you come from, but in this universe balancing one’s caloric intake and a decent amount of cardio exercise is the best way to lose weight.

Yo. My eyes just rolled so far back into my head with your comment. Step outside your own narrative?! Bleagh. We’re talking about calories. If you’re so sensitive that you need the world to shield you from calories, you need some real help. Do you get upset when the calories are posted on menus? Do you get upset when…

Number of beers consumed would be far more practical.

Wait a while, bring it back with the option of turning it off and the choice of food comparison or not. I’d make mine in number of beers consumed.

Oh boy. Even mentioning calories now is “fat shaming” fantastic.

YEP. Like, I’m only 37 and I’ve been with my husband for eight years, but just in the past year alone, Dude has had to de-pus and irrigate a c-section would that got infected and refused to heal for, like, EIGHTEEN WEEKS. Do you think we were boning like rabbits during this time? Fuck no; because my actual body was…