That’s a chunk o’ change for something that will definitely be stolen.

The guy had someone else take his SAT for him to meet the (very low) NCAA bar.

These “protests” have now morphed into glorified selfies.

Really? You're doubling down on that shit?

Well, looks like it’s time to reset the “Days Since We Shit on the MLS” incident counter.

Not any more than she did. She’s entitled to protest if she’d like, but nobody’s obligated to give her a platform on which to do it.

The protests don’t bother me, but I’m fine with playing The Anthem earlier.

I’ll take anything I can get. Fuck José Mourhino, that classless fuck.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

Good on the 49ers for their response I would have expected them to say, “He’s still on our team? We thought we traded him already.”

Pioneering broadcaster my ass. The Machine did all the work.

The US has plenty of goalkeepers in reserve. Ashlyn Harris & Alyssa Naeher are the current backups. NWSL has mostly American GKs and they are all decent keepers.

What is it with you, Hope Solo, and this “cowardly” stuff?

So she got a worse suspension for calling a (cowardly) team cowardly than she did for knocking out her nephew?

Does Rich Nichols think the US Soccer Federation is a branch of the government?

Leave it to an abuser to not handle getting beat.

I’m all for this, otherwise you always end up with a amateur-wrenching-enthusiast that decides to improvise himself as a crown vic salvaging entrepreneur, disfiguring the neighborhood by hoarding beaters in his parents driveway.